β˜…β˜† YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE SHRINE β˜†β˜… PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SHOES (HE WON'T) β˜†β˜… DEVOTION LEVEL: MAXIMUM β˜†β˜… β˜…β˜† YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE SHRINE β˜†β˜… PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SHOES (HE WON'T) β˜†β˜… DEVOTION LEVEL: MAXIMUM β˜†β˜…

🐟 THE SHRINE πŸ‘Ÿ

a place of worship Β· population: 1 fish

A fish standing on top of a pair of red high-top sneakers, illustrated in a sketchy hand-drawn style against a royal blue background.

πŸ“‹ VITAL STATS

SpeciesSardine (allegedly)
Shoe sizeUnlisted, fit: immaculate
OccupationVibing
Known associates1 (one) pair of red high-tops
First sightedA Tuesday
StatusThriving

πŸ“œ THE LORE

Nobody knows exactly when he found the shoes. Some say they were just sitting there on the pier. Some say he traded a smaller fish for them. What we know for certain: he tried them on, they fit perfectly, and he has not taken them off since.

He does not swim anymore. He stands. He poses. He has, by all accounts, never been happier.

This page exists because someone had to make it, and that someone was me.

SHRINE DEVOTION LEVEL
100% β€” there is no other setting