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This site was built because a fish wearing shoes deserved a shrine, and someone had to be the one to build it. Updates: rare. Sincerity: also rare, but present.

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Sites visited before finding this onetoo many
Good decisions made this year1 (this site)
Regret level0%
Plans to add more pagesyes, eventually